The chapters
Four places the club has apparently always had a branch
Same shield. Same ribbon. A different dog every time.
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Chapter one
A Kooikerhondje who lives on the Prinsengracht, was bred to lure ducks, has never lured one, and is spoken about with more respect than the committee.
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Chapter two
A Saint Bernard who carries the barrel everywhere and has never once performed a rescue. The members consider this beside the point.
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Chapter three
An Italian greyhound who takes the first coffee of the day standing up, like everyone else, and the second one sitting down, unlike everyone else.
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Chapter four
A spaniel in sunglasses who has held the same lounger since 1994 and does not intend to discuss it.
Shop Marbella
The cloth
100% organic cotton. Oversized tees at 200 gsm, hoodies at 350.
The artwork
One drawing, printed in a single colour.
Where
Printed and posted inside the EU.
Returns
Fourteen days to change your mind. You pay the return postage.
Chapter one
Amsterdam
Which nobody disputes, and which Amsterdam has never once mentioned.
The canal drawing goes across the back of every Amsterdam tee and hoodie.
Chapter two
St Moritz
Higher up than the other chapters, which it mentions often.
The alpine village runs down the back of every St Moritz tee and hoodie.
Chapter three
Milano
Founded standing up, at the bar, in the time it takes to finish an espresso.
The piazza goes across the back of every Milano tee and hoodie.
Chapter four
Marbella
Founded on a lounger, which has not been given up since.
The marina goes across the back of every Marbella tee and hoodie.
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